We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
finally, we can download a pizza.
“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)
(Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep)
Via I'mma party like it's 1666
I present to you, the complete comic of the scene from the end of Mark of Athena! [x]
Via tell them stories
[requested by ma-belle-evangelina]
(Source: muchbetterthanironpatriot)
Via loyalty, honour, a willing heart
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’
iCANT STOP LAUGHIGN. ITS LIKE THE SNAKE JUST IS LIKE
“oh shit red thing get away u fuker TAKE THIAAAAAAAAAAAH NooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”




